Uncle Tony

Works at the Excelsior Hotel. Bit Part.

Works at the Excelsior Hotel. Bit Part.

Works at the Excelsior Hotel. Bit Part.

Handles security for Excelsior Hotel. Major Character.

Manages the elegant Excelsior Hotel. Minor Character.

A lowlife punk nobody likes…but nobody likes his girlfriend either, Sneaky Sheila. They are two of a kind. Minor Character. 

Knows everything going on in the streets of Chicago. He is seeing Showgirl Sally. Minor Character.

Specializes in swift auto theft. He has a lot in common with his current flame, Lead Foot Lizzie. Minor Character.

Makes book for just about everybody. Minor Character.

The other Kacciatore twin. Never had a date but she also has her college degree and is ready to start her own mob. Major Character.

One of the Kacciatore twins just home from college. A real flirt who is ready to start her own mob with her twin sister.Major Character.

Oldest and most solid and dependable son of Kacciatore Kacciatore. Involved with Mistress Mona Malone. Major Character.

Incompetent bumbler who never does anything right. He is hen-pecked by his girlfriend, Bossy Belinda. Major Character. 

Grandbaby in one hand, machine gun in the other. Major Character.

Ex-showgirl and recent widow of Papa Kacciatore. Major Character.

Handles all the booze sales for the Kacciatore Syndicate. Minor Character.

Practice built upon repairing gunshot wounds in hoodlums. Bit Part.

Makes films for the mob. Ever seen “Help! My kneecaps are broken and I can’t get up?” It was a big hit! Minor Character.

Stars in most of the films for Producer Paul Peterson. Minor Character.

Handles all the money for the mob. Major Character.

She has a lot in common with her boyfriend, Willie the Weasel. Bit Part.

Handles the rum shipments for the mob. Bit Part.

In debt way over her head for frivolous purchases. Major Character. 

Johnny Kacciatore’s right-hand man. In charge of law and order in the syndicate. Minor Character.

She hangs out by the pool and waits for Miami Mitchell to return with the checkbook so she can go shopping. Bit Part.

Heads up mob operations in Miami. Major Character.

He is Dreamboat Debbie’s old boyfriend. He runs a protection racket for Big Jim Jersey. People have accidents, and he is usually around when they happen. Bit Part.

He runs the mob operations on the docks. Dreamboat Debbie’s new beau. Bit Part.

She also distracts bank tellers. She just dumped Joey the Gerbil for Tony the Fish. The sister of Dollface Doris. Bit Part.

She distracts bank tellers with Dreamboat Debbie. She is Deamboat Debbie’s sister. Bit Part.

He runs the New Jersey mob for the Kacciatores. Major Character.

Works for Big Jim Jersey as a weapons expert. Bit Part.

He has always wanted to be a gangster and is trying to move up in the mob but he botched the last robbery. He is on thin ice with the mob. His girlfriend, Livid Lola, wants him to come home to her father’s grocery store business. Bit Part.

He runs everything for the Kacciatore syndicate in New York. His girlfriend who spends all his money for him is Clothes Horse Hanna. Major Character.

Spends all New York Nick’s money for him on 300 pair of shoes and 420 sets of earrings... Bit Part.

He is known as a ladies man who works cons on the rich. Major Character.

Sister of Mugs Malone, and current girlfriend of Johnny Kacciatore. Former girlfriend of Uncle Tony. Major Character.

Uncle Tony’s bodyguard. Major Character.

The right-hand man of Uncle Tony, who runs the Philadelphia mob. Major Character.

Works for Judge Jenny Johnson. Bit Part.

Street cop in front of the Excelsior Hotel, which is a hangout for the Kacciatore syndicate and the site of the party. Bit Part.

For some reason, most mob cases get thrown out of her court on technicalities. Mob wants her to run for governor, threatens to expose her to her if she doesn’t. Major Character. 

She is a federal agent investigating the mobs. Major Character. 

A society columnist who keeps up with the latest mob fashions. Bit Part.

Crime journalist for the Chicago Sun Times. Minor Character.

He fixes fights for Paulie the Punchbag and is his manager. Minor Character.

Professional fighter who throws fights for the mob. Hears bells at all hours of the day and night. Minor Character.

Very popular local showgirl and dancer. Major Character.

She wants Bobby Balonie to forget this racket and come back to work for her father in the grocery store. Bit Part.

Current girlfriend of Uncle Tony, who hates Chicago. Bit Part.

She loves to drive fast cars, so she has a lot in common with her boyfriend, Fast Freddie. Bit Part.

Many people think she is a crooked politician, but she says he is a hard-working public servant. Major Character. 

Works at Della’s. Bit Part.

Works at Della’s. Bit Part.

Fixes cars for most of the mobs in town. Bit Part.

Granny Kacciatore’s personal psychic. Minor Character.

Works at Della’s. Bit Part.

Owns a local dance hall called “Della’s Dames” frequented by the mob. Major Character.

Owner and manager of several restaurants in south chicago. He is seeing Nightclub Nancy. Major Character. 

Owner of a nightclub frequented by the mob. She is dating Jimmy “the fork” Lasagni. Major Character.

She handles acquiring, transporting and tracking all illegal booze operations. Minor Character.

She is in charge of developing speakeasies for the Connection. Minor Character.

She is in charge of weapons. Minor Character.

She is in charge of making sure the gang is up to date on the latest advancements in crime. She just graduated from college and is friends with Kelli and Kristen Kacciatore. Minor Character.

She specializes in jewelry heists and the garment industry. Minor Character.

She runs an all female mob called the West Coast Connection out of California. She was negotiating a deal with Papa (God Rest His Soul) to build the first casino in Las Vegas at the time of his death. Minor Character.