President of Pierced Nipple Records, the label of the “Disgusting Habits”. Ex-husband of Habit’s Manager Saucy Sally Santana.
Slimepit Records attorney who is good friends with the Dashing Dr. David Drake and his wife, Muffy. Also represents record label for tour.
Star of his own Sunday morning service, which feature revelations from Billy Bob’s unstable mind. Leader of Big Billy Bob’s Flock, which recently converted Tina.
Tina’s old country boyfriend, a pig farmer, and proud of it.
Former Police officer, also a friend of Tina’s. Works for Papa in security.
Lead guitar player.
Dr. Drake’s very, very pregnant wife.
Tina’s dad, a hillbilly for West Virginia. Also a pig farmer.
The lead guitar player in Tina’s back-up band. He is the person who has been with Tina since the beginning, and many people believe he was in love with her before she started her latest binge. His relationship with her now is strictly business.
Red Light publicist for the tour.
She is interested in doing a movie about Tina’s career.
Promoter of the world tour. He came out of retirement to promote this tour.
Papa Toney’s bodyguard. Breaks kneecaps on a regular basis.
Attorney Biff Cheatem’s personal secretary.
“Disgusting Habits” lead singer.
“Disgusting Habits” bass player.
Tina’s physician.
Opening Act “Disgusting Habits” drummer.
Tina’s low-life sleazy manager.
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Soundman for Tina’s tour.
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Tina’s main back-up singer who has aspirations of being a star.
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Back-up singer who is determined to get to the top.
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The attorney Biff Cheatem’s wife, who is known for spending her husband’s money very, very fast. Shopping queen of several malls, who name sales in her honor.
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She is in charge of the maintenance and setup of band equipment, amplifiers and other aspects of the stage setup for the individual bands.
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She is a high school cheerleader who is best friends with Fannie Friendly.
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She is also a high school cheerleader who hangs out with Bitchin Babe and Fannie Friendly.
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She is always creating new wild outfits for Tina and her band.
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Clem Hatfield’s “good ol boy” buddy. He runs a service station and races cars on the weekend.
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She is a deejay on a local radio station that is doing promotions for the tour.
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President of Slime Pit Records, Tina’s label.
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Della, Plastered Phyllis, Wendy the Wino and Tina would all stay stoned on Mad Dog 20-20 before Tina hit the big time.
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Big Billy Bob’s right hand man.
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High school cheerleader who is also president of the “Disgusting Habits” Fan Club. Friends with Bitchin Babe and Cheery Cherry.
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She ran the Soup Kitchen and found all the bums a place to stay for the night. Tina used to hang out at the Soup Kitchen before she hit it big.
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She has several different wigs – Tina’s hair is dry and brittle due to years of unhealthy living.
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Backup singer for Tina’s band The Sludge Puppets.
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Road manager for Tina’s tour.
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The sister-in-law of Martha Rothschild III – these two women are like cats in a bag. Lovey thinks Martha married her brother for the money and had something to do with his mysterious boating accident.
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Manager of “The Hot Spot,” an exclusive nightclub and illegal gambling establishment frequented by the entertainment industry.
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Tina’s mom, a hillbilly from West Virginia.
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She is in charge of all the “merch” for the tour.
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Wealthy socialite, also financial backer of the tour. Her husband James died in a mysterious boating accident a few months ago, and she has been spending money like it is going out of style.
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Tina’s personal psychic.
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Dr. Drake’s assistant.
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One of Tina’s old drinking buddies.
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Back-up singer with a dynamic voice.
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Habits’ manager, and ex-wife of Mike Moneybags Mitchell.
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Reporter for a supermarket tabloid. Seeks an interview with rock star Tina Terrific.
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Big Billy Bob’s homely, dateless bookkeeper. But she has recently realized what she is doing wrong. (Author’s note: This is one of the greatest parts in the mystery because she is shocked by everything she sees at the event. Give to a guest who will have fun dressing frumpy and has a great sense of humor.)
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Backup singer for Tina’s band The Sludge Puppets.
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The rock star.
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